In 1856, when Will McAllister was just 17 years old, he knew there had to be more to life than fire water and manifest destiny, but he couldn’t place his finger on it. He pondered and pondered for years, witnessing the Civil War, both World Wars, and the entirety of the sitcom Cheers. It wasn’t until he met a lead guitar player by the name of Andrew, a singer by the name of Sweet T, and a drummer (also) named Andrew that he realized that purpose was to reproduce popular songs from 1990-2025 at local bars. They began rehearsing fervently and steadfastly until they became one of the top 50 cover bands in St. Louis county. Eventually they needed a backup guitar player so they found a boy named spencer in a dumpster and occasionally let him pretend to play while they turned him down in the house mix. Eventually, they were persecuted by the government for rocking entirely too hard.
These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the St. Louis underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them…
Maybe you can hire…
SWEET T AND THE SHOWER BEERS
